I don't know about where you live, but down around these parts--IT'S SMOKIN' HOT!!
So, today in honor of the heat. I want to try and make you smile.
I found some "It's so hot outside..." jokes.
It's so hot outside...
All the corn on the stalks started popping and flying through
the air. The cows thought it was snowing. And they froze to death.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying hard boiled eggs.
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'..
It’s so hot that I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen
It’s so hot that birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
Even the sun was looking for some shade!
It's so hot your AC bill is higher than your mortgage.
It's so Hot cows are now giving Powdered milk!
The next book should be called 50 shades of red.
I saw Optimus Prime transform into an air conditioner.
The Devil was in Ace Hardware buying air conditioners.
Mayor Mike Bloomberg was seen drinking a Big Gulp.
What are some of your favorites?
Enjoy & Stay Cool!!